Number 9 Dream
After a night out with a friend, I am sleeping in a bed with Momus (each at opposite ends). When I wake up, Momus and my friend are playing computer games, and I pretend to be asleep while watching the television screen. My friend says he has to leave, and I get out of bed. My friends sister enters the room. Me and Momus flirt with her, and talk about how long my friend is taking. We all suddenly realize that he is going to steal a car, so we look out of the window towards the car park, waiting for the sound of breaking glass. Suddenly I am in a cafe in New York, high in a skyscraper and overlooking a busy road. I am on a red sofa, and Momus is with me. A ginger cat tries to sit next to us, but it can't find any room. It then moves to a window ledge next to me, and tells me that it has written a letter to the New York Times in my name, and signed it 'Captain Arthur Anderson'. I am shocked. I am awake.

Weirdest dream yet
I am in an undecorated bedroom with a middle aged man, dressed in dirty clothes. He has a computer and s synthesizer next to a window. I don't know how I have met him, but he says he is a producer. He tells me how he wrote all of Depeche Mode's songs, and plays me 'Just can't get enough'. I am awed, and I really believe this to be true. Time passes, and I keep looking for excuses to stay with him. Into the flat comes a women, dressed similarly dirty, with long blonde hair. I think she is his wife, sisters, and daughter. I decide to eat dinner with them, and I get the feeling that I might get lucky with the women. We have not spoken, and never will. After dinner watch television, and whilst I think the man wants me to leave, he acts friendly. I get the feeling they are both into S&M. I am sent to an upstairs bedroom to sleep for the night, and soon as the door is shut I search the room for any bondage equipment. Periodically they both sneak in, but I manage to avoid them. I continue to look for the equipment, and the next time I look up he is standing in the room, and she is floating around, both smiling at me. I get the feeling they want to tie me up, and/or have sex with me, and I feel I like this. As normal, whenever I feel something strange/powerful is going to happen, I wake up.